oats

male testies

joe suck my oats yesterday, it was fablous!

by kaurn February 4, 2004

oats

oh, okay, meh

so your dad died? oats...

by acrolon September 22, 2003

oats

Northern slang for nailing some kive. Predominantly used by charlie big spuds after ten cans of stella and a test-tube of jagermeister or five.

"I wanna get my oats with Charlene Krank."

by Monkey Handler November 22, 2004

oats

a stupid name.

oats is gay.

by Idle January 27, 2004

oats

oats. As in slang for "Okay", "Word", and shit like that, mostly for agreeing with something strongly.

Other Slang Uses:

-Oatsin' (As in "Chillin")
-Oaties
-Fuckin Oats
-Goaties
-Toy Boaties
-Pass Noties
-And shit with oats in it

How do you like that Mr.C? Special FUCKING K, SCUMBAG.
Babe Ruth wasn't on the FUCKING serial box so don't jizz in your pants.

To Our GAY ASS FUCKING TEACHERS:

Gay Ass Teachers They All Fucking Suck So Much Cock Fuck Every Teacher Fuck You All FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK SHIT SUCKA FUCKING COCK MOTHER FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT YOU MOTHER FUCKERS GO FUCKING DIE IN A FUCKING HOLE AND FUCK YOURSELF WITH A BREADSTICK YOU MOTHER FUCKERS I FUCKING HATYE YOU ALL WE ALL FUCKING DO YOU GO FUCKING DIE EVEN MORE YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES YOU HAVE NO FUCKING LIVES LOOKING SHIT UP ON URBANDICTIONARY LIKE YOU KNOW SHIT LOOK THIS ONE UP FAGGTS - OATS

Jake: Hey Mary Beth! Suck our fucking dongs you nasty fire crotch.

Randy: Oh shit that's fuckin' OATS!

by Randy + Jake July 5, 2007

oats

nick name for place in Auckland, New Zealand

Place name Otahuhu, South side, Auckland, supporters usually yell out 'oats' when sports teams play against Otahuhu

by rs02 June 15, 2012

oats

A slang term for various oral STDs, most specifically herpes.

Kelly went down on him and now she has oats.

by wizard101 June 20, 2008