Optics

Alternative version of glasses.

Oh no! My optics! I can’t see without my optics!

by NukeEmWins January 10, 2020

optical intelligence

Some bullshit Elon Musk made up to justify his crappy driver-assistance system.

"Did you see Elon's tweet that used 'optical intelligence' in order to sound pseudo-smart? LMAO."

by LoveMyTeslaBut March 13, 2021

optical inch

The extra inch of length a shaved penis appears to have over an unshaved one.

The optical inch my shaved cock has makes it look bigger.

by jer_ May 14, 2006

optical nutrition

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

by werls July 12, 2011

Optical Iboobsion

When you see a bitty on a semi-consistent basis and you don't think her rack is up to snuff then BAM! bikini pics upload to the fb and you realize she has some cannons.

Friend 1: Her boobs are not that nice.
Friend 2: They are too. It is an optical iboobsion

by grizz69 May 8, 2012

Bad optics

Used in the business world to describe activities that could create bad publicity

Employing children in the cotton picking fields would be bad optics

by Andy n Jo March 21, 2020

optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012