D.O.T.S.

the other man, an acronym D ick . O n. T he. S ide.

Hey girl ya man can't hang tonight better find some D.O.T.S.

by sexymamma4yaboi December 18, 2010

M.O.T.S

1. (Acronym) Moment(s) of Temporary Stupidity.
Synonyms: Fail, Epic Fail, Duh, Oop, Slow, Derp

"Oh my god, where the fuck is my phone?"
"You're talking to me on it right now, I thought."
"Oh shit, total M.O.T.S"
"Huh?"
"Moment of Temporary Stupidity, I call them M.O.T.S..

by bradmon21 November 13, 2018

d.o.t.s.

Don't OverThink Shit

Person 1: Yo do u think he's mad at me for running over his dog with my car?
Person 2: Nah homie, it's fine: d.o.t.s..

by ickytoots April 1, 2020

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

G.L.O.T.S.

get laid over the summer

Wow it's the end of the year already, ok well see ya later! glots

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

G.W.O.T.S

Gay with out the sex.

The league of men who enjoy each others company in a manner similar to that of a romantic partnership, but who do not engage in physical intimacy.

Man 1) Dude, want to come over and watch A Walk in the Clouds with me?

Man 2) Definitely.

Man 1) Then afterwords we can screw?

Man 2) No, I don't think so.

Man 1) We're so G.W.O.T.S.

Man 2) I love you.

by Dr. Octavious Boneshank August 6, 2009

B.O.T.S

Bitches/bitch on the side.

Richie Finn is a fucking B.O.T.S ;D

by Balllllssssamo September 24, 2011