When a male or she-male dips their scrotum sack in poop, and then proceeds to smear the defecation on another persons upper lip by dragging their nut sack across their face. The chocolate nut-stash is the twiztid cousin of the dirty Sanchez, but of coarse takes more skill to pull off.
Jon : "I scared Lucy so badly last night that she shit her pants. While she was changing pants, i wiped her shitty pants on my nut sack, and then proceeded to give her a chocolate nut-stash. Now she asks for one every night, gotta love that shit"
Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"
Sam : "man i was just snoozing on the couch and was rudely woken up by my roommate giving me a chocolate nut-stash, worst wake up call ever!"
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Bro, she sucked me off like I was a Sonic milkshake and sent me into a nutstasy. Every passing jiffy was like a phantom suck for hours.
Two days later after the nutstasy, I was laying down talking to my woman about it and felt like I busted a nut just from the memory.
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Bro, she sucked me off like I was a Sonic milkshake and it felt like I was continuously cuming for hours afterwards. Every passing jiffy was like the peak of a nut, just stuck in an endless loop of nutting.
Two days later while I was talking to my woman about the nutstasy, it felt like I was in the endless loop of nutting again.
Two days later while I was talking to my woman about the nutstasy, it felt like I was in the endless loop of nutting again.
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