numnuts

Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."

Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?

by AlaBam December 01, 2006

numnuts

A Rangers Supporter

by Anonymous October 23, 2003

numnuts

usually an insult; self explainatory

the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head

by wouldnt you like to know numnuts May 26, 2003

Numnut

1. A person with a mental disorder (ex. autism)

2. A person with lots of energy who does things without thinking

1.

Lou: Man, that kid with ADHD is such a numnut.

2.
Sally: I can't believe that hyper kid told the principal to go fly a kite. What a numnut!

by The Anonymous Corporation May 02, 2010

Numnut

Someone who proceeds to deny that he/she is a pathological liar. They make petty lies up to make people like them!

Hoopz: Yo dude, you hear what Vick was sayin?
Hipz: No, what?
Hoopz: He was sayin that his pops is a lawyer, doctor, contractor, surgeon, and a full time nanny!
Hipz: No way!
Hoopz: Yeah, what a numnut.

by Hollabackgrl September 04, 2006

Numnut

An idiot, primarily used in Australia and New Zealand, slang for the Australian marsupial, the numbat

Get wrecked numnut! Get out!

by TheRealMinecrafter November 28, 2019

Numnuts

General term referring to an individual who does not amount to your expectations. Numnuts becomes numnuts when he/she/they/feman/mailman/ steps out of line. To become a numnuts is to become wiped from the map of validation.

Buddy chirping nannies and tweeting aunties on dinner 11 eh? Humphrey is such a numnuts!

by Tilly with a y July 22, 2021