Definitions by TheRealMinecrafter
minecoins
Minecraft money. Used by epic Minecrafters on Bedrock Edition. However, “free minecoins” are a scam!
Guy 1: Yo, mate, how many minecoins does it cost?
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.
Or…
Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.
Or…
Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
minecoins by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022
are you high?
are you high? by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
huia
1. An extinct New Zealand bird.
2. A sexual moan that primary school kids in Australia and New Zealand yell. They will say “CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HOIIIIIIA!” and then the kids repeat. The kids don’t know what it means (the older ones do).
2. A sexual moan that primary school kids in Australia and New Zealand yell. They will say “CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HOIIIIIIA!” and then the kids repeat. The kids don’t know what it means (the older ones do).
huia by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
Sven the dog
Sven the dog by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
Māori swear words
Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word
Māori swear words by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
Eshay
A subculture from Waterloo, Sydney, NSW. See other definitions for more. They suck dicks, deal drugs and hate the ‘pigs’ (police) and speak Pig Latin. They are lads.
Eshay by TheRealMinecrafter January 1, 2021