TheRealMinecrafter's definitions

Bluntarse

A idiotic person, a wanker.

You bluntarsed man just ate dog poo!

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2019

Numnut

An idiot, primarily used in Australia and New Zealand, slang for the Australian marsupial, the numbat

Get wrecked numnut! Get out!

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2019

Skate Yeet

Skate yeeting is when you yeet a ball when ice skating or playing ice hockey. You must say “yeet!” in order to do it or else it is a load of bollocks.

Person 1: “Last night I saw him skate yeet”.
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”

by TheRealMinecrafter December 18, 2019

The Coconut Song

A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)

The song playing at the store was The Coconut Song.

by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019

Peppa Pig

A dumbass bint that just goes “I’m Peppa Pig, oink” and has a brother named George, not with pig on the end, just George, that can only say dinosaur and is a crybaby. I hate this show it is crap!

Big kid: “Oh look, that child still watches Peppa Pig. Boo!”
Little kid: “well you don’t eat everything with a fork, I do because Peppa does!”
Big kid: “Listen you lameass loser, you don’t eat everything with a fork you mongrel! Peppa is an asshole!”
Other big kid: “Hey, my little brother and sister are afraid because they saw Momo on there! Ha, ha! Scaredy-cats!”
Big kid: “Good one!”

by TheRealMinecrafter December 21, 2019

Bitchblower

A total wanker.

Guy 1: “Bitchblower don’t need no f**king balls!”
Guy 2: “Eh, you a s**tty c**t!”
Guy 3 (the b***hblower): “Language!”
Guy 1/2: F**K OFF, GERALD!

by TheRealMinecrafter December 29, 2019

Kiwifucker

Racial and vulgar. A New Zealander.

P1: “Hey you kiwifucker”
P2: “Speak for yourself, Aussie c***k!”
P3: “Fiji, bru”

by TheRealMinecrafter January 3, 2020