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Skate Yeet

Skate yeeting is when you yeet a ball when ice skating or playing ice hockey. You must say “yeet!” in order to do it or else it is a load of bollocks.
Person 1: “Last night I saw him skate yeet”.
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”
by TheRealMinecrafter December 18, 2019
mugGet the Skate Yeetmug.

No-reo

A fake OREO Cookie that is shown on Fuller House when they talk about the ‘99c Store’.
Person #1: “I have OREOS!”
Person #2: “They are No-reos f**k you!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 25, 2020
mugGet the No-reomug.

are you high?

Are you high? Seriously, are you high and drunk enough? Bastard.
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
mugGet the are you high?mug.

Māori swear words

Swear words in Māori. They aren’t usually the same as the English ones. They include:
* upokokohua - boiled head
* kai hamuti/kai roke - eat shit
* tō raho - your balls (used similar to 'dickhead')
* tō teke - your vagina (used similar to 'cunt')
* koe kurī - you dog
* ngote raho - sucking balls
* pokotiwha - bastard
White guy: Do you know any Māori swear words? In particular, what’s fuck in Māori?
Māori: There is no word for fuck in Māori.
White guy: Āhahā! (Damn!) not a swear word
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
mugGet the Māori swear wordsmug.

minecoins

Minecraft money. Used by epic Minecrafters on Bedrock Edition. However, “free minecoins” are a scam!
Guy 1: Yo, mate, how many minecoins does it cost?
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.

Or…

Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022
mugGet the minecoinsmug.

Eshay

A subculture from Waterloo, Sydney, NSW. See other definitions for more. They suck dicks, deal drugs and hate the ‘pigs’ (police) and speak Pig Latin. They are lads.
ESHAY BRUH! LET ME ROB YE, MATE!
by TheRealMinecrafter January 1, 2021
mugGet the Eshaymug.

huia

1. An extinct New Zealand bird.
2. A sexual moan that primary school kids in Australia and New Zealand yell. They will say “CAN SOMEBODY GIVE ME A HOIIIIIIA!” and then the kids repeat. The kids don’t know what it means (the older ones do).
Can somebody give me a huia?!
by TheRealMinecrafter April 24, 2021
mugGet the huiamug.

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