Minecraft money. Used by epic Minecrafters on Bedrock Edition. However, “free minecoins” are a scam!
Guy 1: Yo, mate, how many minecoins does it cost?
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.
Or…
Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
Guy 2: As many as it takes for you to buy Java Edition.
Or…
Kid: I want some free minecoins but mum won’t let me have her credit card number.
Paedophile: Hey kid, come in my Pedocar for some minecoins.
Kid: Okay.
(*pedo fucks kid and kills him*)
Everyone: Oh shit, should have remembered stranger danger and the fact that you already got minecoins at Christmas, stupid!
by TheRealMinecrafter July 21, 2022
A subculture from Waterloo, Sydney, NSW. See other definitions for more. They suck dicks, deal drugs and hate the ‘pigs’ (police) and speak Pig Latin. They are lads.
by TheRealMinecrafter January 02, 2021
Skate yeeting is when you yeet a ball when ice skating or playing ice hockey. You must say “yeet!” in order to do it or else it is a load of bollocks.
Person 1: “Last night I saw him skate yeet”.
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”
by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019
A song about all the private parts of a human’s anatomy, so it goes;
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)
Coconut, coconut (breasts)
Big banana (penis)
2 marshmallows (testicles),
One sultana (anus/buttocks)
And a big lasagne (vagina)
by TheRealMinecrafter December 19, 2019
A Mob in the 2009 Swedish sandbox game Minecraft that explodes. You’ve probably seen memes or heard songs about these before. It hunts you down and has some songs about it, such as Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom Boom (Creeper Rap) by Dan Bull and Revenge (Creeper Aww Man) by CaptainSparklez and Tryhardninja. They are commonly associated with Minecraft, popular culture and gaming in general.
Creeper, aww man
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging from side to side,
Side, side to side
This task a grueling one,
Hope to find some diamonds tonight, night, night
Diamonds tonight
Heads up, you hear a sound,
Turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Oh no it's you again,
I could never forget those eyes, eyes, eyes,
Eyes, eyes, eyes
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal all our stuff again
Just when you think you're safe,
Overhear some hissing from right behind,
Right, right behind
That's a nice life you have,
Shame it's gotta end at this time, time, time,
Time, time, time, time
Blows up, then your health bar drops,
You could use a 1-up, get inside don't be tardy,
So now you're stuck in there,
Half a heart is left but don't die, die, die
Die, die, die, die
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again,
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again,
And run, run until it's done, done,
Until the sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight,
The creeper's trying to steal all your stuff again
See the full song on Genius
by TheRealMinecrafter October 01, 2020
1st person: “! Eh, Jacques Cousteau, the Frenchy. Yeah I know him, he actually made scuba!”
2nd person: “E.R.B made a rap of him versing Steve Irwin, Steve won.”
1st person: “We Frenchies believe Jacques won and boiled him like frog legs, scampi, horse meat and escargot in a stew mister, I’ll serve you bitch lasagne, m**k!”
3rd person: “I hate m**ks, Irish motherf**kers have Jacksepticeye in Dublin, I agree with him!”
2nd person: “Shut the f**k up you Indian c**t!”
2nd person: “E.R.B made a rap of him versing Steve Irwin, Steve won.”
1st person: “We Frenchies believe Jacques won and boiled him like frog legs, scampi, horse meat and escargot in a stew mister, I’ll serve you bitch lasagne, m**k!”
3rd person: “I hate m**ks, Irish motherf**kers have Jacksepticeye in Dublin, I agree with him!”
2nd person: “Shut the f**k up you Indian c**t!”
by TheRealMinecrafter January 10, 2020
A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh
Redneck: “Oy ol’ mate ‘er says do pirate speak!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
City dude: “Yeah!”
both chanting pirate speak
Pirate: “No way Jose! Okay, A fing dat we pirates speak ‘n’ we feed ye to the crocs ‘n’ find me a seagrass plain while we’re stranded on a ship lookin’ for treasure buried on the sand ‘n’ ya yeet we be talkin’ to our parrots, makin’ sushi ‘n’ bein’ a water rat, me hearteys. Me heart so small ‘cause I a pirate! Ma, ha, ha. Ye shark, yer easy I’ll batter ye! Sail away with our scurvy mateys and arrgh I’ll be a sea monkey’s uncle when I say ‘r’ is our second favourite letter but ‘c’ is first because we always be near the sea. Her beauty awaits stealin’ oil tankers and findin’ golden doubloons in chests ‘n’ fishin’ for new boots and no education arrgh!”
All: “Pirate speak 🏴 ☠️ is real!”
by TheRealMinecrafter April 02, 2020