Nought

The thought that will make you nut. Oftentimes porn is insufficient and you have to fantasise about other women to ejaculate. Said fantasy is the nought.

Damn, I had a really good nought yesterday but I lost it. Should have avoided porn so that I could've concentrated on the nought

by Xyko June 6, 2018

Nought to semi

The phrase used to judge how sexually aroused you were, or how sexually aroused someone would make you.
The phrase plays on 0 - 60mph, with "Semi" being a half erect penis

*DAMN! I went Nought to semi in 2.4!

*She'd get it Nought to semi in about 1.7!

by DaveG217 May 25, 2006

Nought

A nobody. A non-achiever. Also implies an arsehole due to the shape of a nought. Used in South African boarding schools.

"He's a nought. He doesn't play rugby or any sport. His school results are below average. Hangs out with losers. He's a nought."

by Qiezi March 9, 2017

Nought

It means arsehole/bumhole

Mate, I was just fucking her and she pulled it out and put it up her nought!

by Edwardo89 January 14, 2011

nouth

to crop your facebook photo of just your nose and mouth.

Everyone is NOUTHing they're photos on facebook, its the hottest trend now a days!

by imsceneee September 28, 2009

noughty

Meaning to be 'naughty' but in the rude manner of 'with the nought' (or anything involving the nought).

Lou was very 'noughty' as she often enjoyed playing with her nought.
Ladies fancy bags fags are also known as 'nought navigators'.

by Mayfest April 8, 2006

Chuffing Noughts

Westcountry term for mammory glands.

Synonyms: Baps, tits, cottage loaves, wabs..

"Aye, she 'ad a fine pair o' chuffing noughts.."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003