nooch 

Just kidding, don't kick my ass. (Usually at the end of a sentence containing an insult.)

"I'd do it, but I pulled my back out last night humping your mother, nooch.

nooch by Darth Randal July 12, 2006

nooch 

The strip of skin between your johnson and your belly button; the opposite of a gooch.

Nad was getting his dick wet with Moniqua when suddenly Nad said, "Lick my nooch." Moniqua then said, "I usually don't lick nooch." To that Nad retorted, "You lick my nooch, RIGHT NOW!" Of course she abided.

nooch by Nad Retard April 13, 2008

Nooch 

A expression that is said as a bash. Also can be used when a person is acting dumb.

This motherfucker cut me off, what a fucking nooch!

Nooch by Coner September 16, 2003

nooch 

a dyslexic boy that works at a pizzeria in Westchester

yo its nooch

nooch by thetootman December 5, 2013

Nooch 

the inside of a woman's vagina

i love the nooch

Nooch by jordan October 12, 2003

nooch 

extremely generalized adjective that can be used to describe basically anything at all.

bro, nooch haircut.

man, last night, so nooch, my nigloo burned down

that girl is nooch as hell, talk about it.

nooch by wesT June 15, 2008

Nooch 

Expression used in place of "hell yea", "w00t", or another expressive sentence end.

Get your hand off me you damn dirty ape! Thats from Planet of the Apes, Nooch!

Nooch by ditto September 13, 2003