noobist

a professional noob. one who stubornly and arrogantly rejects good advice from those who know better then him or her. one who embraces and asserts his noobism.

Player A - "dude you can't kill a garg with bullets"
Player B - "its ok watch me do it"
Player B get his ass incinerated
Player A - "you dam noobist. i see you got your diploma."

by fo-real_dawg April 3, 2005

noobist

its like racism... but noobism. In other words, its someone who picks on the poor noob who was probably just like the noobist himself at one stage...bastards!!!

Wannabe pro: "Shutup u noob...you're crap!"
Nice Guy: "Hey man, stop being noobist....asshole"

by armaragex October 25, 2006

noobfest

The proper name for the Halo series, sometimes included in the subtitle.

Ex.
Noobfest
Noobfest 2
Noobfest 3

or

Halo: Noobfest 1
Etc.

Noob: Man, I just got Halo 3. It's EASILY the greatest FPS of all time!
Guy: Yeah... Have you played any other FPS in the past 10 years?
Noob: OF COURSE, HALO 1 AND HALO 2!
Guy: That shit is a noobfest. I'd rather play Duke Nukem 3D.
Noob: pssht, noob, who doesn't like halo?
Guy: People who have played real FPS

by shoshofresh January 5, 2009

Noobist

A person who uses noob tactics such as knifing, noob tubes, and riot shields on games such as Call of Duty. They are not just noobs in one game, but they employ it as their lifestyle. They worship noobism and piss of the general COD public.

Oh fuck!! I just got killed by a noobist using C4 and a riot shield.

by gdenk13 July 24, 2010

noobies

the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips

"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?

by dirtydanny January 12, 2009

noobies

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

by niteC May 7, 2007

noobist

Someone who defends the noobs and newbies' cause.

Average player : "GO KILL YOURSELF NOOB!!"
Noobist : "Fuck you ! He's a beginner ! Don't tease him for being a noob !"

by Sovietkitty April 30, 2014