Newt

A good person who deserves the world

"oh god I just hung out with Newt today."
"Really god that kid is so good!They derseve the world"

by ASKMEMFMFMF May 31, 2021

Newt

He has a huge penis

Have you seen the cock on Newt

by Penisman1456 August 13, 2019

NEWTs

Exams taken by Hogwarts students in their seventh year

I got five NEWTs

by Ashley88888888888888888888 January 29, 2009

newt

Something that witches turn humans into, however the humans will eventually get better.

What makes you think she is a witch?
Well, She turned me into a newt!
A newt?
...
...
I got better.

by the real master of puppets July 22, 2009

newt

The hottest character in the popular book series the maze runner THAT DESERVED BETTER!!!

some shank: why do you love newt he's not real and will never love you back!
tmr fans: why do you breathe when your just going to die anyway?

by glader_girl March 26, 2022

Newting

The act of failing to take any responsibility for your own loses, failures or shortcomings, and blaming them on anyone other than yourself. Usually used in context of video games, but can also apply to real life.

Someone who is 'newting' can also be referred to as a 'newt'.

Newt: "It's not my fault I lost, that guy was using an overpowered character!"
Guy: "Stop newting and just accept that you're bad"

by FabledEnigma September 3, 2019

newted

Mild slang for drunk, when the afflicted person cannot walk straight. Reference to the natural wobbling gait of a newt.

See also As pissed as a newt and As nissed as a pewt.

Look at John, he's totally newted.

by ud40 March 11, 2005