A couple of hundred years ago a man walked into a shop
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
in London and asked the person behind the counter for a newt
by Criostoir Hulme September 01, 2005
(verb) 1. to divorce your wife simply for aging, especially if you immediately replace her with a younger more attractive one. Common in the entertainment community, among doctors, lawyers, and even some politicians.
He just finished his residency, so it looks like the doctor is going to newt his starter wife for some new arm candy.
by ariannemay ingrichgay January 23, 2012
My wife's friend X is a real jerk and I told her so. I had to pull a newt when I got home, otherwise my wife would have made me sleep on the sofa.
by itismenotyou May 28, 2011
English slang deriving from the expression pissed as a newt. It, along with the expression from which it is derived, is used to described someone who has enjoyed more alcoholic refreshment than is good for them. This has left them inebriated to the extent that they fail to recognise themselves in a mirror and have lost perspective, decency and bladder control.
“Malcolm got newted at the office do and called the boss a monkey fucking turd face!”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
“Did he get potted?”
“No, the boss was even more newted than Malcolm.”
by AKACroatalin December 15, 2016
by A5kay5 August 15, 2018
Noun. He's a character from the popular series "The Maze Runner." By James Dashner. He is named after Issac Newton, the man who discovered Gravity. In the book he is described as tall blonde and muscular with a limp which is later brought back up again in "The Death Cure." Played by Thomas Brodie- Sangster in the blockbuster film with Dylan O'brien, he has an English accent and throws the word "bloody" into places where is sometimes doesn't belong. Newt is a crucial character to the plot in every single book. He was one of the origanl gladers in the maze and works in the garden. He doesn't like going against any of the rules set by Alby, who assinged him to be in charge when he isn't around.
"Oh my god! I'm reading the maze runner books now! They are so good!"
"Really? Who's your favourite character?"
"Newt."
**sobs on floor**
"Really? Who's your favourite character?"
"Newt."
**sobs on floor**
by mishaaaaaaaaa June 23, 2015