nassitol

The condition of having no ass at all

She has a bad case of nassitol.

by Kertweeze January 21, 2008

Nessie’s revenge

Bad case of diarrhea while traveling through Scotland

Good thing Frazier is wearing a kilt. drinking all that buckfast is gonna give him a bad case of Nessie’s revenge , he’d likely ruin his undewaear.

by etlucent December 24, 2017

mike nesmith

Guitarist and vocalist for the pop/rock band The Monkees. Member of the group from 1965-1970 and 1996-1997. Responsible for some of the Monkees’ best individually-penned efforts, including “The Girl I Knew Somewhere”, “Circle Sky”, “You Just May Be the One”, “Papa Gene’s Blues” and “Listen to the Band.” Has written many hit songs for other artists, including Linda Ronstadt, the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and Olivia Newton-John. A proficient guitarist who sustained a successful solo career in the 1970s, releasing countless solo albums and achieving Top 40 hit singles like “Joanne”, “Silver Moon” and “Rio.” These albums were considered to be some of the most groundbreaking of the country-rock era. Formed his own production company Pacific Arts in the late 1970s, which, spurred on by the filmed version of his single “Rio”, helped pioneer the dawn of the music video. Subsequently created the music chart show “Popclips” which later was bought by Warner and developed into MTV. Recipient of the first video Grammy Award for “Elephant Parts” in 1981. Pacific Arts became the leading American video publishing company in the 1980s. Resumed his solo career in the early 1990s after appearing only sporadically in concert with the reunited Monkees between 1986-1989, but temporarily rejoined the band in 1996. Published his first novel, The Long Sandy Hair of Neftoon Zamora, in 1999. Inherited the fortune of his mother, Bette, who invented Liquid Paper, also known as "white out."

Weren't they good, they made me happy.
I think I can make it alone.
-Michael Nesmith, "Listen to the Band"

by MusicFan August 2, 2004

Nessi

Nessi is a very smart, kind, generous and loving person with a big heart he likes art, science and math and is very loved by everyone.

Sam: here is nessi coming

John: yea he is so kind and nice bro he is good with everyone

by THE NMAER April 30, 2019

Nessie

- A nickname for someone named Vanessa
People named Nessie are wonderfully complete people, more than skin deep. Beauty drips off of them and when the drops evaporate, they become the silver linings of clouds. A Nessie has wondrous beautiful eyes sparkling with clever untold plots. The name 'Nessie' is notable for the near impossibility of speaking it without smiling.

Nessie! *smiles* what did I tell you about cleaning up after your pet Koala! are you listening Nessie!? *smiles*

by ap erson February 4, 2010

nossiter

A sexual deviant attempting to hide behind an air of respectability

Look girls, don't fall for the "such a nice guy" act, we all know he is a nossiter and will try and take you up the wrong 'un at the slightest opportunity

by Breakfast Club April 2, 2009

netsitive

An extremely internet sensitive individual that interprets every shout box message, instant message or email critically and gets overly emotionally upset

Ignore her she thinks everyone is out to get her, she is so netsitive.

by Sketel Boom June 25, 2008