pothole neglect

what the state highway department does that eventually cause a fatality

Because of the assholes in the state highway department and their pothole neglect, my daughter lost her husband of 2 weeks. The lawsuit is pending. This is a true story.

by jeff rose August 27, 2008

negjoy

The happiness experienced upon receiving clean STD test results.

The nervousness I had been experiencing since I got my blood drawn at the clinic was worthwhile when I felt that sweet negjoy.

We met, both in the throws of negjoy, and had a passionate, carefree evening.

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014

Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH)

Neglected Zumba Husband is a man married to an obsessed Zumba addict and is always stuck taking care of the kids, cooking meals and cleaning the house. Most wish their wife is half as nice to them as she is to her Zumba students, and sex.... let's not even go there.

My Neglected Zumba Husband (NZH) does all the work around the house while I'm out teaching Zumba classes. See Neglected Zumba Husband page on facebook.

by NZH Prez May 25, 2011

Neglext

The act of not texting back when in the midst of a text exchange. Can be intentional or inadvertent.

I am so sorry I neglexted you...I got so busy at work and then went out with my co-worker right after.

by javarocks December 7, 2013

criminally negligent humor

Slipped into conversation like a stiletto between the ribs, an unintended yet nearly lethal joke.

She looked innocent, her blue eyes wide, and he never saw it coming, another taste of her criminally negligent humor. Sliding from the bed and falling to the floor, he begged, "Don't make me laugh! Please!" It was too late.

by Monkey's Dad March 26, 2023

negl

NGL not even gonna lie

"do you like my boots?"
"those boots are ugly, negl"

by tawryy January 3, 2009

Negly

A shortened slang term of the world negatively, used to mean something is bad.

The term is most notably used in the pilot episode of the 90s supernatural drama series Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

“Chatter in the caf is that she got kicked out of her old school.”

“Neg.”
“Pos, rumor is she was starting fights.”

“Negly!”

by Hahaharambe September 19, 2018