natalie portman

gorgeous and smart. an awesome stripper in the movie Closer. She grew up about 30 minutes from where I live.

Natalie Portman is only like 4 years older than me or something. I could so do her!

by T Sizzle April 21, 2005

natalie portman

a woman of stunning and almost unreal beauty.
A woman with dark coloring, brown hair and brown eyes olivish skin, who is beyond beautiful.

She's too beautiful for words! She's a natalie Portman!

by mori10 February 16, 2008

Natalie Portman

Appallingly bad wedge-faced actress, career sustained by membership of the Tribe and fanatical crypto-paedophilic fanbase.

Having said that, I had all sorts of filthy ideas watching 'Leon'.

'V for Vendetta' is one of the worst films ever made, in large part thanks to her lack of talent, though to be fair the script, direction and premise fucked it from the off.

Haven't seen 'Closer', don't plan to.

I'd give Natalie Portman one between the jewbs, nan, but I'd be doing her a fucking favour.

by Lord Grimcock August 28, 2007

The Natalie Portman

The act of a woman performing anal intercourse on a man while wearing a strap-on. After intercourse, the man must then perform fellatio on the used strap-on. (Strap on preferably large and black in color.)

Guy 1: Dude it hurts so bad to sit down today.

Guy 2: Thats what The Natalie Portman will do to you man...also you need a breath mint.

by actionjackson888 March 14, 2011

Natalie Portman

from ancient hebrew, meaning 'goddess who walks among us.'

she's the only goddess i worship

by speeedracer July 23, 2003

Natalie Portman

Hebrew for Goddess.
The Best Actress of our generation.
A woman who can make any man turn to jelly.
An angel on earth, everything that is good and pure lies within her soul.

I love Natalie Portman

by lbp February 24, 2005

Natalie Portman

Greatest, Most Beautiful And Wonderful Movie Star EVER!

Natalie Portman Is The Greatest Actress Of All Time.

by Currently Unknown July 25, 2003