napsterbation

The act of masturbating in order to take a much needed nap.

I needed a nap so bad but couldn't fall asleep so I used some much needed napsterbation and fell asleep in 10 seconds.

by 89sky07 January 2, 2012

Napsterbation

The activity of inducing a nap by masturbating.

"what are you going to do this afternoon?", "I'm going home, drink a beer, maybe a little Napsterbation."

by Maux Faux May 20, 2013

Napperbate

Masturbating while napping

I was so tired, but horny after class, so I went home and napperbated.

by ashlesdc October 11, 2008

Napsturbate

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

by Wolflobot October 31, 2013

Napsturbate

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

by el blobo January 26, 2013

napsturbation

Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008

napsterbating

Masturbating from pr0n found on p2p servers like Kazaa and Napster.

"Where's Mike?"
"He's napsterbating, as usual."

by Anonymous August 11, 2004