my name's al

1). The last words you will ever hear
2). The words only allowed by he who shall not be named
3). A Behemoth
4). The ugliest creature on the face of the Earth
5). Not to be confused with his much calmer counterpart Pete

Sentence 1:

Shells: "Oh. Hey Al."
Alex: "Oh.. Hey."
Al: "No. MY NAME'S AL!!!!!!!" *punches Alex throught he wall

Clerk: "So what is your name sir?"
Al #1 "Al"
Al #2 "NO MY NAMES AL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *rips Al #1 throat out

by [e-mail] May 25, 2010

National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R

Today is the day you kiss a boy who’s name start with R

“Yo it’s September 17th, National Kiss a boy who’s name starts with R bro, time to kiss you”

“Bro I’m not gay”

“Doesn’t matter”

by Rohanus September 17, 2022

Sherlock is actually a girl’s name

Means i love you

When you’re saying goodbye to your best friend

“Since it’s unlikely that we’ll ever meet again, I might as well say it now.”
“Sherlock is actually a girl’s name ”

by Queenrama May 28, 2018

Sherlock is a girl's name

British slang for "I love you."

"Sherlock is a girl's name."
"We are not naming our baby after you."

by macaronidoodles February 8, 2014

Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!

- Will Smith, 2022 Oscars

Chris Rock: Jada, I love ya, G.I. Jane 2, can’t wait to see it.
Will Smith: Walks to Chris
Chris: Uh-oh, King Richard-
(Gets slapped)
Chris: Oh wow! Will Smith just smacked the shit outta me!
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!
Chris: It was a G.I. Jane joke-
Will: Keep my wife’s name out your fucking mouth!!

by NougatNewt March 28, 2022

The Horse's Name was Friday

A phrase said in response to a question that makes no goddamn sense.

Joey: So if the train leaves Station B 15 minutes later, and the sun is 86° overhead, when will the shadows of the two trains be equal in length?
Brandon: The horse's name was Friday.

by boughs.of.folly December 15, 2021

People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name

The WORST people on Urban Dictionary, even worse than that of the Urban Dicks. Just like the title says, these people want to reaffirm themselves or people that they like by writing definitions for their names.

Guy 1: Jessica is awesome I am gonna write a definition for her.

Guy 2: Fuck you. You are one of those People Who Write Definitions For Someone's Name!

by FRICKO MODE May 31, 2022