nargie noogle

a person who was eavesdropping on someone while eating a corndog. this person often resembles a dumbass eavesdropper who daily gets the shit kicked out of them.

it can also resemble a person from a distinct background of the Noogles, a nargie noogle is a person who is a leader of the noogles which is an hidden ancient race trying to climb through the slip n slides of time to take back there invention, the Telly Tubbies.

Mike: dude did you hear what happened the other day?
Joe: yeah man I heard that the president of the anime manga club resigned due to harassment
Total Tool Nargie Noogle: no no you guys are both wrong (munches on corndog) he resigned from getting beat in checkers way too many times by a dalmation

Mike: what a nargie noogle

Joe: yeah lets jump his bitchass

Bob: OMG!! did you hear the Noogles are returning?

Jimbo: no way!

Bob: yep i heard mark was the Nargie Noogle
Jimbo: holy shitsauce!

by r o y a l t y June 8, 2010

Nalgene

n. A nearly indestructible container for beverages. Commonly made of Lexan and in a variety of sizes and colors. Favored by campers, hikers, backpackers and the like. Don't be fooled by cheap imitations.
Nalgene® bottles are made in USA.

Hey Mike, toss me that Nalgene so I can fill it with vodka for the plane ride.

by Sixty Sex Spot June 29, 2002

nalgene

the best waterbottle of all time. it comes in loads of colors, and there are widemouth and small mouth bottles. the are completely indestructable...you can boil water in them, and they are bulletproof. they're kind of expensive, though.

Dude, pass me my Nalgene.

by magmag March 5, 2005

Edward Nalgene-hands

The same game as Edward 40-hands, except with Nalgene bottles. Usually occurs in large groups where kegs are present instead of 40's

Dude, all we had was a keg so we played Edward Nalgene-hands instead

by LittleHouse March 5, 2010

Nalie

The most amazing person u can ever meet. She is gorgeous and sweet. But don’t get on her nerves cuz she’ll fuck u up. But u have a Nalie keep her very close to you. She will tell u that she will always have your back and she’ll prove it to u💖💖♥️

Me: there’s this girl at school bothering me

Nalie: what’s her name. Where she live. Watch me fix her ass

by My sister 4ever May 28, 2019

Nalgin

A Nalgene bottle filled with gin.

Bob must bring a Nalgin to get through class.

I'm ready for the picnic...I brought my Nalgin.

by villageo April 6, 2011

Nalgina

The Nalgina is the fleshy skin flap between the female vagina and in Spanish, the word for little buttox, "nalgita." It is also commonly referred to as the "perenium," "grundle," or the "gooch," located similarly on males between the penis and the chocolate eye.

I rubbed my penis along her nalgina before insertion as a method of foreplay.

by Los-Dogg August 23, 2007