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Liam Neesoned

.v) To punch or jab in the throat with lightning quick speed and agility, collapsing the airway and causing death within six seconds.

Variations:
Baby Neeson - .n) a flick to the throat causing a minor inconvenience and/or discomfort.
Down South Neeson - .n) the act of Liam Neesoning someone in the crotch area.
Spectator 1: "Did you see that? That guy just got straight Liam Neesoned!"

Spectator 2: "He's not moving...I think he might be dead."

Spectator 1: "That's because Liam Neeson finishes things."
*See: the film Taken*
by sbj1786 February 15, 2009
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Liam Neeson

One of the most badass actors currently in existence. He is currently ranked somewhere between Brad Pitt and Clint Eastwood on the badass scale. Whether it's rescuing ditzy teenage daughters from apeshit albanians, or fighting off fucking wolves in arctic tundra (seriously, who the fuck does that?), Liam Neeson has got your fucking back.
The President: Where is she?! WHERE IS MY DAUGHTER?!

Chief of Security: Sir, I'm going to be frank, it doesn't look good. She's currently being held in an albanian mafia base situated in the arctic circle. Intel indicates the albanians have employed a local pack of huge motherfucking wolves as attack dogs.

The President: *shakes head, whispers* Dear god.

Chief of Security: Mr. President, there's only one man we know who could infiltrate the base...

The President: *incredulous* Liam Neeson?! *thinks, hesitates* Make the call.

Chief of Security: *picks up bright red phone, waits for answer* Mr. Neeson, your country needs you.
by prisonlove69 August 27, 2012
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The Liam Neeson

A fatal attack that consists of a hard throat chop (by hand or with a gun) followed sometimes by a headslam against a solid surface. It is not to be used carelessly. Seen in action during the badass movie "Taken", starring Liam Neeson.
Eric: Martin was giving you the stink eye all last night, what was up with him?

Brandon: Well, he was being a mouthy bitch the other day so I had to give him The Liam Neeson.

Eric: I'm surprised he's still breathing.
by LoadedGunn47 November 29, 2010
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Liam Neeson

The biggest badass know to man. Known to throat punch and inside knee kick a person from time to time and is never scared to kill a person.
This guy at McDonald's messed up my order so I Liam Neesoned his ass in the throat.
by AsianInvasion23 February 25, 2011
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Nason

Nason is a person who hides their real emotions just so everyone around them are safe. A Nason is a nice person who you can relate to a lot. They are a nice kind hearted person. When they are quite all their emotions are overfilling. But once they let them out. They are very nice, funny & loud! They also have a little bit of jealousy. And they tend to actually have good looks.
by Special0 April 22, 2019
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The Liam Neeson

to remove a gun from someones hand and proceed to strike them in the neck repeatedly till death or unconsciousness over comes them like a badass
dude did you just The liam neeson him yes i did!!
by n degrees 3 March 10, 2009
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narsonic

A adjective to describe an individual who expresses their narcissistic personality out loud and very often.
How narsonic if her, she just asked for a lift and didn’t want to pay for petrol again.
by Martt October 11, 2020
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