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by ice frog March 3, 2011
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no boobs, flat chested

a name you call your boobs when they appear to be absent
Clarie: I wish I could work at Hooters.
Mike: Haha you'd never get the job.
Clarie: Why?
Mike: You have noobs!
by NoobQueen March 19, 2008
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Noobs

Stupid people in Maple Story who say "MESOS PLOX" and claim they have level 119 DKs when really, they don't have one past level 20. They try to insult you and think you're actually affected by it, but it just makes you laugh. Fuckers.
Look at those noobs thinkin they're all sweet.
by JannyWanny April 12, 2008
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Adjective: Conjugation of “No” and “Boobs” => “Noobs”. Descriptor for small breasts.
That girl has noobs. Her chest is as flat as her back.

Actress Hayden Panettiere is beautiful. If she didn’t have noobs, she’d be a 10.
by Dragon Ball GT69 June 1, 2011
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boobs that are sooo small that there are only nipples for boobs. imagina a 5th graders boobs, aka noobs.
WOW..your girl has some noobs, im surprised wen u feel her up u dont feel her down...
by the slutzky April 23, 2003
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Noobs

1.Someone who was born in the 90's and now goes to Phish shows.

2.Noob has a negative connotation. It is a person not enlightened to the meaning of Phish, the band.

3.Noobs can't comprehend The Ball, The Went, or Cypress. Noobs who hope for Cypress '09 are just showing the world how they don't get Phish. And if you don't get Phish, just stay out of the show.

4.Most noobs come from New England, which has some of the most heady and most custy areas in the country. The area they actually come from doesn't matter, but if these noobs don't drop their preconceptions/can't see Phish as a singular entity, they are not enlightened and never will be.

5.These people believe that by acting like idiots they can be part of this 'scene' which is really a figment of their noob imagination.
1.If you started seeing fish after 1996 your a noob.
There were no noobs in 1996.
If you were born in the 90's and start going to see Phish now, you are a noob.

2.There were no noobs before Island Tour because there was no douchery. No one was just going to be seen, everyone who wanted to be a part of the scene contributed, there were no spectators in polo shirts.

3.In 1996 there were no teenagers whining about getting their AUDs on etree the next day, nobody taking obnoxious amounts of low quality pictures, basically no one was a tool. Now that there have been tools at Phish for 10+ years, they need to be flat out rejected.

If Phish did just one 21+ tour/run/festival, they would realize the massive difference between the noobs born in the 90s and REAL FANS.
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a tit of a man usually consists of flab
the people who have them are usally reconised as a gay

You are probley asking do i have them well i have found a test

If you flick one of you boobs with your index finger and the other one wobbles that has not been flicked woobles your have nubes
my friend one had then and went to the doctor. The doctor peformed liposuction to get rib of them
"is that a girl or an man"

"no that is just the local gay Rob Hinchley"

"what is with his boobs"

"oh he has recently caught nubitus (noobs)"
by jordan johnso May 16, 2008
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