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no
boobs
,
flat chested
a name you call your
boobs
when they appear to be absent
Clarie: I
wish
I could work at
Hooters
.
Mike: Haha you'd
never
get the job.
Clarie: Why?
Mike: You have noobs!
noobs
by
NoobQueen
March 19, 2008
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