by _allismine_ May 23, 2006
The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."
by Mo'$ the 2nd May 30, 2005
by The mushroom August 20, 2020
A fungi that when ingested(depending on the amount) will produce cool visuals(intense colors, extremely glowy lights, traces on objects that move, ect) and in some cases hallucinations. Sold by 8ths with caps and stems. Best taken with a small group of close friends, and for the love of god dont get seperated(especially not in a rainy meadow with nothing around it except gloom). Good when combined with items such as cool cups and playdo.
by Rusty Shakelford February 18, 2005
it's when you get told shit that is not true. Mushrooms are kept in the dark and fed shit. So all you get is shit, just like mushrooms.
james ''hey there's a rollercoaster that can go 500 mph!'
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''
david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''
by rainbowtiger July 25, 2017
by hurricane katrina survivor January 31, 2007
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.
(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.
(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.
(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions
Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004