Space Manned

When a girl decides she wants to give you head but leaves you on hard as soon as you are about to nut

Bro kayla totally space manned me last night bro...

Dude seriously? she actually space manned you?

Yea i still plowed her while she was asleep though!

Thats fucking awesome man

by Haha rolexmanstoleyobitchcuz April 8, 2022

Team Munted

Team Munted- Is a group of bad ass individuals who generally fucks shit up. If you are apart of Team Munted you are probably a wakeboarder and bang numerous sluts. To become a member you have to go thru a series of getting Munted in general

Oh my gosh, Did he eat that chick out for an hour in the back of my truck and not get laid?

Yeah that's why he is part of Team Munted.

Why does he have alcohol poisening?

He just won his first wakeboard pro tour stop and got fucked up with team munted.

by The Munted Cowboy July 19, 2012

Munted Cunt

Generally an ugly person but when it goes to the extent where you fear to see the person we call them munted this can also include being short/ugly and also other fucked up features about a person such as a fucked voice and massive ego for ones munted nature.

Did you see that guy at the bar hitting on Lindsey, yeah mate thats Fizz he is such a munted cunt.

by RØcky November 18, 2011

Dhar Manned

When you get taught a lesson, usually one of Dhar Mann's lessons.

Guy1: So you see, if you cheat, you'll never get ahead.
Guy2: Damn it, I've been Dhar Manned...

by Lightning McQueen_Gaming September 9, 2021

munted

To have intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.
In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'Bert was so munted he couldn barely string a sentance together, and was chewing his face off like a gurning twat'

by anon May 22, 2004

Shower, Shave, Munne

Taking a shower, shaving, and then munneing. Chilling out and relaxing.

Tom: "Dude I just shower, shave, munned."
Me: "Same here man I feel so much better."

by EXTRA ginge February 25, 2009

munted

In New Zealand slang, 'munted' refers to something which is utterly destroyed.

From the New Zealand Herald:

Christchurch resident Jane Smith, who works in the central city, earlier told the Herald a work colleague had helped with rescue efforts after a building facade collapsed on a bus on Colombo St.

"There's people dead. He was pulling them out of a bus. Colombo St is completely munted," she said.

by Hugh___Jass March 8, 2011