Dylan Mulvaney

A beautiful, brave influencer

- Did you see Dylan Mulvaney's instagram live last night?
- Yeah! She's awesome

by RationalFootballFan from Chile June 27, 2023

John Mulaney Syndrome

A condition in which you seem to trigger everyone's gay detectors, but you are in fact straight. This leads to you being asked if you are gay constantly and often being an icon among the LGBT despite being entirely straight.

"I think I was supposed to be gay. I think, like, in Heaven they built, like, three quarters of a gay person and then they forgot to flip the final switch, and they just sent me out and it was like, 'You marked that one gay, right?'
And it was like, 'Oh no! Was I supposed to?'" - John Mulaney creating John Mulaney syndrome

by simplyhopeless October 10, 2020

The Full Mulvaney

When one arrogantly confesses to crimes because they believe they are above the law.

The Full Mulvaney was in full effect when Mick copped to the quid pro quo at the press conference.

by Johnny Donut November 5, 2019

John Mulaney

John Mulaney is a noun meaning best comedian in the world.

"Hey have you heard of John Mulaney's comedy act new in town?"

by spicyKnees April 7, 2020

mullared

British slang,
1. To get beaten physically - as in a fight.
2. To get wasted - as in booze/drugs.

1. "We totally got mullared by West Ham supporters while walking to the station after the match."
2. "I went to the pub and ended up getting totally mullared with my friends."

by G_Eric May 6, 2006

John Mulaney

A lanky catholic man who is commonly mistaken for an asian that tickles the imagination with his graceful and mind boggling comedy. One might also ask, what are three other things about him?! To which I would respond "he has a penis, accidentally chases women through subway stations, and cannot be trusted without a horse by his side. Overall 10/10 would smash if given the chance ;) Also, John Mulaney if you are reading this plz divorce ur wife and call 673-854-1111

sally from group 2's parent: "wow who came up with the name for your reading group sally?"

Sally from group 2: "its that tall asian kid, John Mulaney!"

Sally from group 2's parent: "oh, stay away from that kid! There has got to be something wrong with him, he's asian and in group 2"

by cootercrusher58 November 25, 2019

mullage

(n): An evident growth of back bangs that is in the process of becoming a mullet - usually unbeknownst to the wearer.

Due to excessive purchases of booty shorts on eBay, Kyle could not afford a barber, and acquired a healthy growth of mullage.


"Sam, you should really get a haircut; you're getting some serious mullage back there."

by eoutlaw February 26, 2009