Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

muffro

large 70's style afro around someone's puss/cock.

dude, that bitches muffro was so big, I stabbed her fucking hair pick with my dick

by chadsicle January 22, 2005

Muffphobia

The act of being muffphobic, being scared of a girls vagina for any given reason.

"Muffphobia is the reason you wont do her man"

"Get outa here with that Muffphobia shit and just do her"

"So..you wont talk to her because you have....Muffphobia?

by Aaronnnn February 18, 2009

muffro

When a woman has not shaved the hair around her genitals for a period of time, it is described as this.

Em: I haven't shaved my muffro for a while.

by Mark A S May 17, 2007

Muffroom

The Merging of the words Mushroom and Muffin, it is the most frabjous thing in the world, as it is very cute, and delicious. It's best flavor is Blueberry but Gummy Bear Muffrooms are scrumptious as well.

omg, the bakery is coming out with a brand new flavor of muffroom! Shitaki Strawberry!!

by Pshh...silly! July 14, 2009

Muffroom

A particular ladies pubic hair-style that looks like a Fungus.

"DUDE! Check out that chick! She's got a HUGE muffroom appearing from the edges of her bikini!"

"I heard you got some muffroom fish pie last night, Steve!"

by tinytommy March 27, 2010

muffroom sauce

The juicy subtance that cums out of or on top of a nice meaty, juice V-bone steak

I had a delicious mouth full of muffroom sauce with my v-bone steak this morning.

by sexual cheff March 5, 2011