muffins

muffins are just ugly cupcakes

man: those muffins were delicious!

man 2: no they weren't.

man: yeah, they were.

man 2: no, they weren't. ugly cupcakes are not delicious.

man: "falls over dead."

by cheese_cake. (: December 31, 2008

muffins

When a girl wears a bra too small, so the tops of her breasts spill out. Also known sometimes as quadroboobs.

Check out da muffins on dat ho, I help her wit dat prollem!

by BLOCK BURNA September 12, 2005

muffins

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

by Peterson McBee October 10, 2005

Muffins

Moofle's best friend who has no filter. She compliments others, while also telling them the truth. For example, "those glasses make you look pervy." Muffins represents a kind person, but many people find them intimidating.

"Alex is such a muffins." "You two are such a moofles and muffins"

by muffins19 June 4, 2017

muffins

When you beat someone up with boxing gloves on.

Stevie gave him the mf muffins!!

by anonymous April 10, 2021

muffins with sweaters

fresh, warm muffins which are placed in a cookie jar and immediately forgotten. after two months, they are found and are moldy as shit. therefor, the muffins appear to have sweaters.

"my mom baked these and i left them in my locker. now i have muffins with sweaters.

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

Muffins worth

To get the full potential of something.

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'

by G-pooch January 15, 2009