Verb (past tense): To lightly or forcefully push the back of someone's head whether aggressively or as a gesture of endearment.
That bitch just muffed me.
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Your life got muffed
You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
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You made so many muffed out decisions last night
You wake up naked, broke, with no weed, in a completely different city with a prostitute . . . . you've been muffed
if you need one or more of the following : rehab counselor crack welfarecheap motel or as a result of being muffed you suffer from alcoholism wound up in prison or addicted to pirate hookers you may have been muffed.
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Another word for fucked.
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