mucket

female pubic wig

My grandma wears a mucket to cover up that nasty bald spot

by Mars November 9, 2003

muckety-mucks

an American used to denote pompous, rich, stuffy, vainglorious, snobby aristocracy types who think they rule the world. Even if that is so, there are millions of planets orbiting millions of stars in this galaxy and in millions of galaxies, so the muckety-mucks can put that in their pipes and smoke it.

when I was eating at an Olive Garden in downtown Toronto, I asked this righteous babe of a waitress where the reputed Eaton mall was and what kind of people shop there. I had to define "muckety-mucks" to her since that term isn't used in Canada. I explained "fatcat", and had to define that word for her, too. She explained to me where I needed to go and remarked about my American vocabulary. We talked some more, then I payed the bill and laid down the tip and I was on my way.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 9, 2008

Mucket

A fir lined cover for a bald pussy

as she slowly removed her Mucket to expose her bald pussy i became more excited.

by j r lang January 13, 2008

Mucket

Slang term for a "merkin" which is defined as false hair for the female pudenda, or a pubic wig. Dating back to the 1450s where prostitutes would shave their pubes to avoid pubic crabs.

The mucket is now obsolete because females prefer the shaved, pre-pubescent look.

by Kirby Muckett February 27, 2011

Mickett

(Noun) Girlfriend, esp an attractive one.

"Alright mickett, fancy some dinner?"

"No mickett. We are not watching Love Actually"

by stanleymilan October 7, 2007

mucket

A cunt which has been shaved in the past, now sporting a 5 o'clock shadow.

Yo' mama needs to get a sharper razor. Last night she had a damn mucket!

by Canuk Master E January 1, 2004

Mockett

Performing shadow puppets with a penis. Derived from the words Cock and Muppets. Used as a Verb or Noun

That guy is being a real Mockett.

Have you seen Sean's Mockettry, he's quite agile.

by Feicstur April 8, 2011