bloody mousetrap

When you're going down on your girl during her period only to discover the bloody string dangling from her tampon.

Joe still remembers the horror of going down on his girlfriend for the first time, only to discover a bloody mousetrap! He's now gay.

by Rob Load November 24, 2007

mouseterbation

When your at your computer looking at porn with 1 hand on the mouse and one in your pants.

watching porno can lead to prolong mouseterbation

by hackthegibson24 September 6, 2007

mouseburger

A plain, bland, nondescript person, usually female.

She is such a mouseburger, I never pictured her stealing my boyfriend.

by Sheena Louise June 30, 2006

Mousturbate

1) To click one's mouse furiously.

2)To rub one's "self" with a mouse(computer).

Dude, john straight mousturbated with your comp.

by Ahnakel F. Mjuf December 28, 2005

mousetrap cheese

A derogatory phrase used to describe a cheese that has little or no texture or flavour when that particular verity of cheese is supposed to have a certain texture and/or flavour, however mild.

Indicated that the person thinks the cheese is only fit for use in a mouse trap.

Derives from the fact that a person would not use a very good (and hence expensive) cheese to bait a mouse trap. They would use the cheapest cheese they could find as They would not care that it had no taste because they did not actually intend to eat it.

"How was your cheese sandwich?"

"Awful, mousetrap cheese." Meaning "Awful, tasteless."

by Dorsai December 24, 2010

Penis mousetrap

When one places ones erect member betwixts ones buttcheeks and holds it there thus setting the trap for the unsuspecting female about to perform oral sex. When the female pulls down the pants of the reciever, with a puzzled look the trap is sprung thus busting the female on the chin with hillarious results.
Note: Do only on fat ugly bitches and or fugly biotches.

Penis mousetrap: Springing the penis to a random face.

by Jared Wade August 8, 2006

alabama mousetrap

traditional drinking game for males, where contestants try to dislodge a piece of cheese from a primed mousetrap using only the penis.

What a bender last night- drunk as skunks and playing chase the ace, followed by a few rounds of Alabama mousetrap! those cats where howlin'

by chilli ring November 12, 2009