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Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!
I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!
by shinebright October 30, 2009
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Mounted

1. Often used in the recalling of sexual conquests.

2. The first step in the physical act of fornication.
Shortly after parking at lookout point, the amorous young man
mounted his date and began to ravish her.
by Pickled Dill September 16, 2010
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brokeback-mounted

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.
by dar ted December 29, 2006
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Momunteered

To be volunteered by your mother without permission, knowledge, or desire to attend an event or do a task.
Ugh. I don't want to be picking beets either, I was momunteered.
by JesseCPK August 4, 2012
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lmg mounted and loaded

one of the random line that the operator tachanka from the game Rainbow 6 siege when deploying his portable lmg
rook : tachanka we need backup!
tachanka : *places lmg* LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!
by Goldy6946 April 17, 2017
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Mounted

1. Competely and utterly trashed beyond any comparison to existing knowledge
Nigga 1- "Mayne you don't look straight."

Nigga 2- " fo sho, I'm mounted."
by Anonymous February 8, 2003
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Mouneer

Sexy Iraqi boy who loves a bit of wood from the lads. A bit on the short side but he's hairier than ur prime pubes. Dont mess with this lad and his oil funded club.
Lesbian:mouneer ur so gay!
Mouneer: (caveman talk)!
by $DarkFyre$ August 1, 2021
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