mousybear

1.)A mouse and a bear

2.)Also the best thing you will ever see

Person 1 :I'm a mousybear!

Person 2 :ZOMG

by Teh Mango Raper October 23, 2008

mousy girl

A mousy girl is a girl who is small, petite, and adorable. However, she has no distinguishing features. Often she was the girl overlooked in highschool. She is basically a plain Jane. Yet astonishingly gets the attention of all the boys. While other girls look on in shock and amazement. Why you ask do boys like these mousy girls? Because they are small and the boys they attract just want to manhandle them. Therefore, mousy girls get all the boys.

Carl: Look at that mousy girl I could totally manhandle her
Scott: Dude go for it! Just think of how you could toss her around!

by mousy girl hater May 7, 2010

mounty

The mounty is a sexual position where the female is covered in maple syrup and has antlers on. Meanwhile the man if fucking her from behind while singing the Oh Canada.

I fucked your mom mounty style your when you were conceived...bitch.

by dylan landay June 10, 2008

mousy boy

a small scrawny teenage boy who eats cheese from the walls

“Johnny’s such a little mousy boy, I’d fuck him but I’d break him in half...”

by ratboy69 May 13, 2020

i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd

For when you hit your mounse in your screenpad there needs to be the perfect description, and this is it. It can also be used as a greeting to other people who hit their mounses in their screenpads, or as a way to express any known emotion, and even some unknown emotions.

guy 1: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 2: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 3: i just hited my mounse in screen pad xd
guy 4: wtf?

by Mattyus9000 March 9, 2021

Mousy Tongue

A weak attempt at a French Kiss.

Ally: Ugh, my new boyfriend is a terrible kisser...and I think he might be Chinese.
Mikey: Why do you say that?
Ally: He gave me some mousy tongue last night.
Mikey: LOL....Hey! Aren't you married?

by Timmy The Geek January 26, 2009

Mounselor

A male that is employed professionally as a middle school or high school "counselor", holding a position that is traditionally dominated by females.

A close synonym to the "mounselor" is the "murse", or "professional male nurse".

Kid 1: "Man I can't believe I got a dude counselor, kinda creeps me out yo!"

Kid 2: "Hahah, serious bro... You see the tits on my counselor?!? Makes me wanna get in trouble more, ya know?"

Kid 3: "Werd son, this some bull-ish! I gonna try to dump the "mounselor" and get in with ur girl asap!"

by quiktech August 16, 2010