Mornography

Mornography abrv. Morno or Morn. Muscle Porn. A magazine or publication featuring body-builders which is admired by other body-builders for sexual gratification.

John Ward had just popped to the shops to purchase this month's edition of Flex Magazine to add to his wankbank of mornography and was hurrying home for a nice long slow wank.

by Chris Nissen March 14, 2008

monogram

a casual way of asking for one gram of weed

"How much are you buying?"-drug dealer
"I'd like to buy a monogram." -buyer

by KWPHML November 18, 2011

monogram

v: to place one's initials on the body (usually chest) of a girl using her own menstrual fluid. Typically done when the girl does not notify the man that she is on her period.

n: the act of or displaying of such an action

I was fingering Shirley last night and she didn't tell me she was riding the rag. So, I had to monogram her.

by Mark Lawson July 30, 2008

Monogrammar

A language with 1 grammar rule ➊📜 or the concept of speaking with 1 grammar rule ➊📜. ❗️❓️

Host in a Far Away Land: "This is my buddy Dave. He will show you to your room. Dave is an animal 🐕️ that can only understand monogrammar"

Guest: "What is monogrammar?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Host: "The simple form of language, you use to speak to non-sapient beings, like your pet dogs 🐕️, and them to you"

Guest: "You can speak to your animals 🐕️?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Host: "You cannot?" 💭 ❗️❓️

Guest: 😵 💫

Host: 😵 💫

by 1grammar March 8, 2023

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

car monogram

Made for sorority girls that find their bath mats, clothes, purses and robes were not enough to monogram; and so they put their initials in swirly letters on their car. Basically they want the male sex to know that they are like super cute and their initials look really good in swirly pink letters on their volvo.

becky: " oh my gawd did you see shelly just got herself a car monogram too"

chrissy: " oh my gawd yah I mean shes not even in like a sorority i guess all the cool girls are getting them now"

by ahndrayah August 8, 2009

Mammogram

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.

I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"

by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013