Moron

Someone who’s VERY stupid and RARELY uses their heads.

Person: Shut up moron

by Ace the simp January 15, 2023

mormon mashing

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls

John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.

by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

marionna

Marionna is a pretty girl that doesn't care about what anybody said about her .She keeps moving on with her life. She funny ,freaky , annoying, smart,weird, marionna is everything, get you a marionna

marionna is the best

by GETYOUONE May 9, 2018

Mormon Roll

Like a Rick Roll except even more annoying. This is when the youtube channel "mormon" posts a video of an inspiring person and his/her family and have them talk about all the amazingly wonderful things they do in life. This goes on for around 5-8 minutes and is then followed by a long string of "I like this, I like that, I like... etc" and ends with the most annoying statement: "I'm <insert name> and I'm a Mormon." Whoopty doo, who gives a shit? You just discredited the entire video. So what? Your aim is to present all these wonderful people to make a point about Mormonism? No one cares.

Mormon Roll - Rochelle Tallmadge (after just talking about her family and how she adopted a boy with Down and all this other heart-warming stuff...

- "I'm Rochelle, I'm a redhead, I'm a Texan, I'm a wife, I'm a mom, and *pause..wait for it..* I'm a Mormon!"

by AreAllOfThemTaken August 7, 2011

Mormon Mouse Trap

When you are performing docking with another man but put superglue inside the foreskin. After letting the glue settle a tug of war ensues.

Me and Peter Mormon mouse trapped one night in Salt Lake City. And I lost

by MormonMommy December 29, 2019

Morgon

Someone who steal everything and does not follow hygiene.
This creatures usually spawns in forest and under bridges.

Example:
Tim: Hey i stole this lamp.
Jack:You fucking morgon.
Tim:Uh i like forest now
Jack:Go away or i will shoot.

by ZBmemes September 24, 2020

Moronathon

Moronathon (adjective) a term used to describe a gathering of three or more morons.

Cuntree and his friends are having another moronathon.

by Dragonlady58 December 5, 2020