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Moonlanding

Accidental, unintentional contact between your naked arse-cheeks and another individual's naked arse-cheeks, resulting in a panicked moment of pause, sudden development of perfect posture on bolting upright, butt-hole puckering and the grunted "sorry" cough being elicited. Commonplace at such establishments as gyms or work locker rooms.
Two individuals standing side by side at neighbouring lockers.

Individual One: *turns to the right, bends over*
Individual Two: *turns to the left, bends over*

Arse-cheeks touch. Moonlanding has occured.
by traumageek May 19, 2010
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moolah

you better rack up the moolah if you want to buy that
by crustycasserole May 4, 2018
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Mollan

An admin or a staff member that barely comes online and doesn't care if the group/server goes through hell.
I swear that mollan is ruining everything. I'm out.
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moolyak

An idiot, a moron. From "Cheers."
Sam Malone: Oh, wait... When do they circumcize the kid?

Cliff Clavin: What do you mean circumsize? There are no Jews in Borneo, you moolyak.
by MPorterhouse January 19, 2012
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MoollahDoPyaza

Describes someone who is a gay ass homosexual dark skinned south indian mothefucker who likes to make up fake facts about dick size to further appease his shame of having a pencil dick. Dumbass thinks south Indians are descended from blacks when realistically they are not and are of mongoloid descent. Has a personal beef with Punjabis and North Indians and seems to think by posting numerous posts about dick size itll make his own grow.
Person who is acting like a MoollahDoPyaza: I have a pencil dick. Maybe if I write numerous definitions about dick size on urban dictionary my penis will grow.
by AryanBrotherhood November 5, 2012
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Moollash

bad, terrible. having qualitys of badness
wow, the fact that i just pooped in my pants is moollash.
by John Doc July 16, 2007
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Moonlancing

The practice of being in permanent daytime employment, whilst working private freelance contracts during evenings, weekends and in extreme cases, lunch hours.
Dave isn't coming on our weekend break. He's moonlancing this weekend to finish his client's website.
by Blinko May 31, 2009
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