MOOBER

A genius, particularly regarding financial matters, stock trading, and banking coin.

Are you following that MOOBER on that blog? He's a stock trading genius!

by Schadenfreuder January 21, 2009

moopert

When one becomes aroused while dismissing of feces from their rectum, and thus masterbates while defficating.

Moopert is as described in the poem below:

poop is good
poop is great
i like to poop while i masterbate.

shit is smelly
shit is sweet
i like to shit while i beat my meat.

crap has corn
crap is crunchy
i like to crap while i spank my monkey.

terd is long
terd is lumpy
i like to terd when i shake my salami.

feces make sound
feces are sharp
i like laying feces while i shoot my darts.

logs are smelly
logs can sting
i like to drop a log while my yogurt i sling.

by Jimmy Little January 1, 2008

Moobette

a moobette is a very special breed,always female, usually dark haired but not always, The moobette is a loyal creature but beware of its fiery temper, although not a fighter the moobette will rip the throats out of anyone who hurts its own kind..A moobette can not tolerate vanity, bitchiness or anyone with an elevated sense of self worth.
To be a moobette you must be chosen by another moobette and prove yourself to the rest of the clan. Many have tried and failed. Over all a moobette if treated right will be the best friend you ever can imagine. t this day there are approx 10 moobettes.

hey that girl is really nice, she must be a moobette

by moobette1 April 2, 2011

Moober

To say goodbye in a loving way

Lisa, I had such a fun night tonight. Your amazing and ill always be with you forever. Goodnight. Moober!

by GFMather February 4, 2010

moober

One who is a cool and likable person: easy to get along with:

I wish I was just like Hubert, who is such a moober kind of person.

by Katherine Kwong March 18, 2005

moober

an easy to get along with person, who is quite likable: happy and easygoing with a care free attitude. just a plain, fantastic person!

Everyone wants to be like Sherbert, who is so moober with everyone.

by Katherine March 18, 2005

Mooberry

Locally grown its a piece of shit that hangs from the anus

he had 2mooberrys

by prometheus01 March 11, 2011