Monoclate

Meaning Scrummy Amazing Orgasmic Perfection better than life itself

My God wasnt that outfit totally monoclate

That desert was monoclate

by msdk November 11, 2007

Monophyte

A Neopets player who is very rich and popular on the site Neopets. The reason he is very rich is because he has been working on the account for quite some time. But this is the part that most people get wrong: HE IS THE SWEETEST GUY I KNOW. He lent the Super Attack Pea to his baby sister. Also, he doesn't give it to girls that act like sluts around him. He. Has. A. Girlfriend. If you have been wondering where he got his name from, it's because when he made the account, he was sick from school fighting mono. Mono fight, monophyte.

Monophyte: I'll lend you SuAP

Neopian: AWW you're so nice(:

by I_Love_Monophyte March 1, 2011

monophyte

An extremely nice Neopets player that used to lend his Super Attack Pea but doesn't anymore, so don't ask. He also donated 200 million neopoints to help find the Wishing Well avatar. He's the most amazing Neopian ever ♥♥♥

Monophyte: Let's get the wishing well avatar!
ACers: Alright! *donates 5k*
Monophyte: *donates 200m* Aw darn, at least we're closer to finding it!!! Now who wants SuAP?

by Monophyte_Lover April 4, 2011

monoheteroconformity

An elaboration of heteronormative, means that only monogamous heterosexual relationships are permitted, the 'mono' part could be dropped for those practicing single vs. plural gender combinations &/or 'matri' (marriage) can be entered before or between parts (below) for an ecclesiastical &/or nationalist tone

Portmantaeu of mono (single) + heterosexual) + conformity (restricted variety or freedom).

Jeez, it's now the 21st century but plenty of olde & dusty (read 'dirty') institutions, some dating millennia back, are still insisting that monoheteroconformity is the only way to live decently

by AmboNec July 28, 2014

Monochatous

A person who only sends an idea, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging application at a time.

How's this outfit look? I'm monochatous, I'm not asking anyone else.

by DorkInBoots May 27, 2024

Monochatous

A person who will only send an idea, picture, joke, etc to one person via text message or messaging app. A monochatous person will not send the same message to many people to compare their reactions, as this would be unethical.

> I'm monochatous! You have to tell me how this outfit looks, I'm not asking anyone else.
> Bro, who cares just send it to someone else

by DorkInBoots May 27, 2024

monachuedv

something chopped

Bro 1: "bro that girl over there is fine"
Bro 2: "what you talmbout bro she a complete monachuedv"

by akarisnt August 3, 2025