monmouth

A place full of old people next to a place of chavs that spend their days smoking spliffs and beating the shit out of kids, home of nelson and Royce now home of chavs

“Cameron and Harry went down to Monmouth yesterday and got shanked”

by Josiah Sinsons February 23, 2021

Monaurally

Sucking oneself off

"Hey Andy, did she suck you off last night?"

"Nah mate, I had to do it monaurally"

by Stan Drews August 24, 2014

Port Monmouth

in Middletown, NJ, between the burg and Belford.
Wetside and dryside divided by Hwy 36
By the beach

I need a 20, meet me at the spyhouse in port monmouth

by frankiebenzless December 5, 2010

Monmouth Regional High School

the teachers are either bitches, take their job way to serious, or don't give a single fuck. some of our "great" teachers consist of Mrs wolff a sexy beast but shes not very bright, Tupie who has no real purpose and no one takes him serious because he e e e e tal al al lks l l li i i ik ke th ii s. Mr Locke who is very creepy and most likely a predator and can go from talking about the declaration of independence to the civil war in 2 minutes. Can't forget about mrs turner who is the least qualified gym teacher in all of new jersey. you will most definitely find people vaping and smoking in the bathrooms despite how we need to put our student ID's before using the bathroom. they fail to fix the problems that the school has and the teachers aren't able to stop a fight between two students for 30 minutes.

yo, what school do you go to
monmouth regional high school
hows that

terrible i have mr locke this year

by krystal Methanny February 22, 2019

Monmouth College

A small college in western Illinois. Smells like shit 90% of the time, and the women only like football hick boys. Parties are dry as fuck! And so is the bar scene!

"What’s that smell?"
"Either the football team is practicing, or you are just at Monmouth college."

by Nun But facts September 29, 2022

Monmouth, Maine

A small town in the middle of absolutely nowhere located between Lewiston and Augusta. Everyone living here is either a 15 year old redneck who thinks their 40, or veterans from the Revolutionary War. The only thing to do here is smoke weed at the beach. Theirs absolutely NO business, if you live here you probably go to Lewiston/Auburn or Augusta to get out of this shit hole.

Monmouth Resident: " Well imma stack wood den head to the shop to work on my 17 shit cars that will never work along with my 675465 inbred brothers."

Normal Person Living in Monmouth: "Give me a gun, anything to get me out of Monmouth, Maine."

by kidfok86 March 23, 2011

Monmouth University

The Whitest school in the United States. Extremely over priced tuition. Were rich over-privilged New Jersey kids attend college. Easy classes, social circles and cliques that are high school like. You have to go off campus to have any sort of fun. Girls here(even the minority girls) only go for white guys unless you're an athlete. People avoid friendship, conversation, eye contant with people who are different then them. Perfect place to go if you want to avoid contact with other cultures.

I drive from Monmouth University up to Rutgers every Thursday night because I actually want to have a fun night.

by ku November 3, 2004