monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

Monkey shirt

A dark shirt which has a complex checked pattern, involving stripes in different colours. It may have pockets.

A monkey shirt often helps one to "get down to business" (sexual relations.) Statistics shows that most women are attracted to men wearing monkey shirts.

Dude, I promise you, the monkey shirt will definitely help you to get down to monkey business.

Nice shirt, that's a really classy monkey shirt!

by HugaN February 14, 2012

monkeyshine

A poor detail job on a vehicle.

Man, I can't believe I payed for this monkeyshine on my ride.

by Static_Friction July 23, 2006

monkeyshining

Having someone act twofaced behind your back.

That hoe Sheilas been monkeyshining. Lets pop a cap in that boppas ass.

by Ali February 24, 2005

Monkeyshines

A person that you can pay to make you happy for an hour.

"Oh yeah, that's godd head Monkeyshines"

by Kiss Mike Hunt March 5, 2008

monkeyshine

some stupid name for a joke mailing list

marcus is a monkeyshine

by Shaun March 28, 2003

monkeyshlett

a feeling of a high, on such drugs as herbal buds and hazes of such. After excessive use and intake of psychologically enhancing budded flowers. Greens that were only made specifically hybrid crossed and given the highest hydroponic treatments since the 70's and present

friend 1: Fuck me man, i'm getting paranoid after smoking that weed man
friend 2: nah bro, just chill. i know how you feel. it will go in a while. you'll be alright, you're just monkeyshlett. its ok.

guy said: hey dude, i am in monkeyshlett, i love it so much. pass me some more.

girls smoking: That skunk is so monkeyshlett, you only need a little bit.

boy 1:hey that just shletted me hard bro
boys friend:you have to toke it till you get monkeyshletted though bro. don't fade out on me from just being shletted up. I want to feel the monkey with it
boy: True, lets get monkeyshletted up

by milk chocolate bloody paki that you love to hate January 24, 2005