Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day

April 18, 2018. just stop. -ali

National Stop Making Stupid National Days Day - it’s getting out of control

by ajjsjejjfdjhehcc May 27, 2018

Fishy Fishy, making it stinky

Fishy fishy making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth

"Hey! Now my plans are fishy and stinky who did this?"

"Sorry dude but I saw Sara fishy fishy making it stinky earlier!"
"What does that mean?"
"Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh, ok."
"Fishy Fishy, making it stinky is a phrase that was birthed in the movie Goat Story that was reviewed once by the amazing Kurtis Conner. Fishy fishy making it stinky is used when you are sabotaging something like plans. When you use no one will suspect you (TOTALLY). If someone sees you doing this, you will sadly get the old fish in the mouth!"
"Oh wow thanks"

by We are NOT the same person May 9, 2021

making coffee

When a person partakes in gossip, but misconstrues the details and often gets the story wrong.

Kevin told me the tea about my boyfriend’s infidelity, but I think he’s just making coffee.

by t3aspiller March 5, 2019

moving the goalposts

The act of redefining the conditions for victory or completion of a task, either when the original conditions for achieving them were met or whilst the person or group is busy working to achieve the current conditions, in order to prevent them from succeeding. Usually done with malice by a superior or peer looking to exclude or remove people from a group by portraying them as incompetent of not completing the task they keep altering.

When Jake was close to finishing his training, his supervisor who had always hated him started moving the goalposts by claiming that Jake needed four references of work experience instead of two in order to graduate, a condition that nobody else had to meet and with only one day left for the deadline. Jake didn't pass.

by thejimler May 5, 2015

Operation Mockingbird

A covert campaign run by the CIA to influence the media.

Starting in the early days of the Cold War (late 40's), the CIA began a secret project called Operation Mockingbird, with the intent of buying influence behind the scenes at major media outlets and putting reporters on the CIA payroll, which has proven to be a stunning ongoing success. The CIA effort to recruit American news organizations and journalists to become spies and disseminators of propaganda, was headed up by Frank Wisner, Allen Dulles, Richard Helms, and Philip Graham (publisher of The Washington Post). Wisner had taken Graham under his wing to direct the program code-named Operation Mockingbird and both have presumably committed suicide.

by Dancing with Fire October 28, 2013

I'm not moving to Burbank

When you don't want to do something others want you to do.

Everyone tells me I'd go big in Hollywood. Yeah? I'm not moving to Burbank.

by JormanThoad June 18, 2018