Monocle

CCP's most blatant and obvious attempt to milk the players of their MMO EVE - Online, of their real life money.

The monocle is an in-game vanity item that is only available through a special currency (AUR).
The monocle costs about 12000 AUR, which = 4 PLEX = ~70.00 usd (35.00 per plex).

The monocle has caused insane amounts of uproar and frustration in the EVE Online community, and has found its place in several articles comparing it to the infamous Horse Armour scandal (2.50 usd) which was about 18 times cheaper.

Wow! CCP is charging over 70 usd for an internet monocle
Dude that monocle is 18 times more than the infamous Horse Armour!

Bro we just got monocled by CCP,

by monoclemaster June 22, 2011

monochode

A monochode is a penis that is wider than it is long, otherwise known as a chodewith the addition of having only one large testicle. This birth defect is also known as being monotescular.

Leo: Did you hear the rumor about Jimmy? Well people are saying he has a monochode. Andrew: I believe it.

by Lenard the 7/11 Employee February 5, 2015

Meat Monocle

Similar to Meat Goggles in concept and application, but the meat or the ball sack is placed only over ONE EYE, thus allowing the other eye to fully observe the happenings around them.

I was gonna throw down some meat goggles on her, but I decided to throw down a meat monocle instead...so she could see what was happening !!!!!! It was Awesome !!!

by The Big TMG September 25, 2013

modocking

crazey fast, to move with a quickness,hauling ass, to scurry along a path.

Sue and I were modocking down the highway!
The farmer aimed a shotgun at us so we modoked out there!

by dave cool June 27, 2007

Mondoclot

Mondoclot is something you say when you are so pissed off at a person and you cant think of anything bad to say to them, so you call them a Mondoclot

Frank: Hey ugly piece of shit, go suck a dick while I fuck your mom.

Bob: UGH, YOUR JUST A... MONDOCLOT

by Jeff Gaypieceofshit April 10, 2010

Minessota Monocle

After a rather messy dump (poop in a toilet), you shuffle over to your lady friend and place your unclean baloon knot (anus) directly over her LEFT eye, thus leaving a small brown ring around the eye

Stephanie found that she could see much better out of her minessota monocle....

by whhhhiggggy May 22, 2011

monocle lewinsky

The act of giving a blowjob while wearing a monocle.

Monica gave Bill a monocle lewinsky.

by Monocle Lewinsky July 14, 2014