Mobile sperm bank

An individual who really loves semen. Usually used as a cum receptacle in a dogging session. Their methodology is don’t waste a drop..

Hey Dion must of just walked by again, he leaves a trail like a snail out of his ass.. That guy is a mobile sperm bank, think he received too many deposits and is full to the brim...

by Dirk Rictor2 August 2, 2019

Mober

Someone who exclusively dedicates their time to video games of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena genre (MOBAs)

Person 1: "Man, that guy was really good at league, he destroyed us!"
Person 2: "Yeah, he must be a real Mober."

by ape711 August 19, 2022

Mobile Game Ads

I BET YOU WONT REACH PINK LEVEL

The Mobile Game Ads are hunting us down!

by godhelpmeplease July 9, 2020

Mobin

The most cute and handsome guy you'll ever meet. He's smart, funny, sweet and gives the best cuddles. sometimes he's quiet and a bit shy around new people. he's bad at texting back but whenever you see him in person he makes up for that. oh, and sometimes he's a bit kinky - but in the best way possible! everybody should have a lovely lil mobin in their lives.

Who's that hottie? Oh, that's just Mobin. Don't you know him? He's got the prettiest face in town.

Without Mobin I wouldn't be as happy as I am. I miss him.

by Laurabu January 26, 2022

scare-mobile

A cop car that was once a cop car, but after a police auction or something, it is now in the hands of just some random person. (It may or may not have all the accessories a normal cop car has). When driving down the road in a neighborhood, it may scare the crap out of some people who are on the road into slowing their vehicles down so they don't get busted. It may even disperse a potential drug deal in progress.

(Crack deal in progress)

Tom: A'ight, man, hit me up wit' some udda good stuff.
Alec: Aww, shit! Hold up hold up.. Looks like we got some 5-0.
Tom: Man, that ain't the popos.. It's a damn scare-mobile!
Alec: Damn, that was close. Damn scare-mobiles got me all shook up an' shit.

by Da Baba March 11, 2010

Peasant-mobile

A type of vehicle in which a peasant would drive to disguise their peasant nature. It is often found that Maserati's are the most common choice of peasant-mobile because of their flashy looks, Chrysler like interior, and lack luster performance.

Guy 1: Hey I just got a new car!
Guy 2: It better not be a peasant-mobile...
Guy 1: haha I would never degrade myself like that.

by I_feel_like_im_21_savage October 16, 2016

Mobile manwhich

Sexual three-way between brothers.

In Alabama, the Mobile manwhich is fairly common.

by Nutzen YerMouf February 15, 2018