Mindsterbating

The act of masterbating without using any masterbatory aids such as pronography.

Friend 1- Why didnt you answer your phone?

Friend 2- Sorry, I was mindsterbating to the memory of those two chicks kissing at the party lastnight.

Friend 1- You're pathetic.

by Jack Hambit April 2, 2011

mindspin

the process of imagination

when you get an idea, or multiple ideas your mind spins, therefor creating mindspin, which is the process of.
everything has to spin to get from one place to another.

by Christian Trozzolo June 9, 2008

mindster

absolut brainiac, combining clever & smart and some reason to change things like he wants.
with tricky and down-to-earth mind he explains to simple- as like as well-minded.

You got it all figured out, do you? -
Well, you got to use your mind. -
You're a true mindster, indeed.

by mindster1 April 12, 2011

Mindstone

An AMAZING band from Southern Alberta, they are so technically proficient

Shut up man! The Euphorian EP is on!

by Finchman April 16, 2004

mingstain

1. In the throws of passion with a young lady, if one has performed sufficiently then they would notice two characteristics; firstly an epileptic fit like attack, then secondly a vaginal secretion. This secretion makes a crusty stain on the bed - hence the phrase 'mingstain'.
2. A smelly bastard.

"Look at that dirty mingstain u left on my sheets love, now get down them stairs and wash em u slag!" (Obviously a slightly harsh reaction putting the young lady under duress after her overwhelming experience)
"You fkn mingstain"

by Raydon December 23, 2003

Mindsterbation

When your mind is only focused on having sex with a hot celebrity and your girlfriend, to where absolutely nothing can break you from your sexual daydream.

Billy: Dude what's wrong with Hunter?

John: He's thinking about having a 3-way with Katy Perry and his girl Emily.

Billy: Classic case of Mindsterbation?

John: Yup.

by A pro mindsterbator August 11, 2010

mindstun

An involuntary, often momentary, cessation of higher mental and/or cognizant functionality typically preceded by hearing a stops-you-dead-in-your-tracks comment (often political) or a knocks-your-socks-off experience (e.g., orgasm). Similar to mind numbing but more extreme with faster onset (i.e., it has nothing to do with the physiological response to lectures on thermodynamics).

Just to screw with my wife’s left-leaning friends and politically-affiliated solicitors, I now answer the home phone with the greeting “Palin-Bachmann 2012 campaign headquarters,” a real mindstun.

by ET_Bill June 29, 2011