Miltank

"Milk Cow" Pokemon. Its milk is packed with nutrition making it the ultimate beverage for the sick or weary. If it has just had a baby, the milk it produces contains much more nutrition than usual. In order to milk a Miltank, one must have a knack for rhythmically pulling up and down on its udders.

I enjoy drinking milk from my Miltank. I suckle on its teats in order to acquire its creamy excretion.

by Eyeballflyball July 8, 2003

Milea

She’s an amazing and sweet person she just lights up the room with her smile she had the Most positive attitude everrr! She is one of the prettiest people in your school and has one of the best personality’s to. She’s got the funniest jokes and is just generally amazing. She is all you need in a best friend if you need a shoulder to cry on, if you need advice, or even need just someone to talk to just to laugh she’s there for you she makes a bigger impact then she realizes and your just the best thanks for being you milea ❤️

Person 1:Wow milea is so great

Person 2:Yea man

by Sparrow red 2029 March 18, 2019

Odysseus miltiadous

A man who is irresistible, all girls want him and all men wanner be him,also has a very large penis that could bring a smile to anybody,he is also very caring and is a passionate lover

I was with a boy last nite,he was a right Odysseus Miltiadous, I couldn't believe how lucky I was to meet him

by Truthdave July 20, 2014

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

cock mileage

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

by Urban Merriam March 26, 2010

mileage whore

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.

She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.

by KPinOH September 14, 2006

Miltenberg

There is this little town on the Main River located in the region of Franconia Germany, That is called Miltenberg. The locals refer to it as the "Pearl of the Main." It's pretty, it's romantic & well known for it's local beer called "Fist Beer" (Faust Bier) Plus; It's done up in the old Bavarian style called Fachwerk. (pronounced Fock -Verk) Every year they throw a hoe-down called the Michaelismesse. A local 2 week party in the end of August that is similar to a U.S. state or county fair just done German style.

Franconia Miltenberg

by Americangoneabroad December 15, 2010