Midga

Slang for midget. This term is typically only used between little people. Used to celebrate friendship.

Ebert – “ How about hooking me up with one of those cold beer ? ”
Woodburn – (tosses beer to Ebert ) “ Here you go ! ”
Ebert – “ You my Midga ! “

by Billy Shea January 7, 2021

nuke the midget

The act of fucking a chick significantly smaller than you, typically at least 100 pounds lighter and 12 inches shorter in height.

Ben: Did you see that chick Rob hooked up with last night, she was like 5 feet tall and 95 pounds. I think it was Sandra. She like dudes over 6'4".

Curtis: Yeah, he told me he was going to "Nuke the Midget" last night, I just wasn't sure it was Sandra. I was too wasted.

by Mil3Druid3 November 30, 2014

midget farming

A celebratory act started in the early 70's by oprah and family, where midgets are hunted, and then corraled into small pens where they are forced to perform circus tricks. This form of entertainment is no longer practiced by oprah, but is still enjoyed by the mentally ill, alcoholics, and wealthy housewives

"Wow the midget farming was incredible last night, those little guys can really dance!"

by chachaddict April 17, 2009

desk midget

When a co-worker likes to hide under the desk of his superior to either gain information or give pleasure to his recipient.

"How did Hector find out Store#2 was closing?" "That desk midget overhead Dean while he was sucking him off."

by The Savage @ West U November 5, 2015

Mangling the Midget

Manual masturbation of the male organ.

I remember mangling the midget to this video.

by Lothario the Scandalous September 17, 2011

midget pumper

Someone who has sexual intercourse with a dwarf or midget.

We need to find a midget pumper to bone up this midget.

by det.und August 26, 2005

midgetphobic

When someone makes fun of the fact that someone is shorter than 5’3

Guy : Hey lil girl you’re short!!!

Lil girl : HEY YOU’RE BEING MIDGETPHOBIC

by Midgetrights December 22, 2020