by Disloged Rectal Lining April 05, 2010
The burning sensation on the penis, caused from a bad handjob. Feeling is similar to that of razor burn.
by Kevin25 July 29, 2006
by John Ramon Potrzebie September 08, 2015
by j shiff July 25, 2006
to be extremely ripped and have dry anal sex.
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
i have experienced this procedure to very painful and would not advise this at home and/or anywheres
prom date: where the FUCK are we??
myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
prom date/myself:whaaaa??
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have anal sex
myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: "im so damn laced")
(after movie)
prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call "woodburn". just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem
myself: uuh i think were in a scummy hotel
prom date: did we? uuhh!!!
myself: ya! i think so. my dick burns like really
supermodel of the year: i think this video tape might solve your problems
prom date/myself:whaaaa??
supermodel of the year: didlee!
(pops in the vid)
myself: wow what a cheap room only a baggie of meth.. holy shit im ripped outta my mind
prom date: wanna have anal sex
myself: is that even a damn question
(thinks to self: "im so damn laced")
(after movie)
prom date/myself: well shit i guess we did it
supermodel of the year: this is what we would like to call "woodburn". just so you know. well ima dip set! peace out braheem
by roman merrell March 21, 2008
An expert cleaner and reality TV legend who's best known for the TV show How Clean is Your House? and Celebrity Big Brother.
by RockyG101 February 04, 2017
'And God said unto Noah, I will bring a great flood upon the earth to destroy the corruption and evil that I hath created. Make thee an ark of gopher wood; rooms shalt thou make in the ark, and the length of the ark shalt be three hundred cubits, the breadth of it fifty cubits, and the height thirty cubitss. And you shall fill it with all the animals of the earth; the fowls after their kind, the cattle after their kind and every creeping thing of the ground by his kind, two of every sort shall come unto you, to keep them alive. And Noah said unto the Lord, I'll get it started in a minute once I've had a shite, only I've got a log in the woodburner at the moment' (Genesis 6:13-15)
by Killaaaaaaaaa November 20, 2010