mildrid the middler

a 50 something year old woman who has no family or friends but meddles in everybodys business
mildrid the middler: oh i ate spaghetti with john gotti, i got so much money.

(mildrid the middler trying to buy friends)

beware, spys on younger men, repulsive, compulsive liar/manipulative and has a weird obsession for photography also known to have animal feces all over their house and acts like they don't know any better when confronted. Also a meth head
by MrYellowTeeth47 April 15, 2023
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owen middler

A short man who gets dominated by Kelsey Moore his bird. She puts her specks on his dick for entertainment. Owen also likes another girl Bethany who puts fags in his dick whole .owen liks the smell of fishy fannys and at supper he usually ask kelsey for a whiff of hers. Before drowning in it.
Owen middler : shag me pls
Person: yes let me put my glasses on ur 2 incher
by LLLLLLL)((()(( April 25, 2022
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Middlerer

When something is more to the middle than it previously was.
by horsecunilingus March 02, 2020
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