A description for the erect penis.
My girl and I were fooling around and I told her I couldn't hear what she was saying, and she needed to speak into my meat microphone.
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An innate and extreme fear of the micro-penis. May cause sudden paranoia. Flight or fight response may be triggered, or extreme bouts of guilt, sadness uncontrollable nausea may ensue.
Microphallophobia is the intense fear of the tiny penis, nausea, female boner killer causing female boner failure, listlessness, sadness, and possible uncontrollable nausea
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by Coffee and Needles April 2, 2011
Get the Microphilia mug.After they got naked, Sally went on talking and chatting for some time. Eventually, Sam had to ask her to speak into the microphone.
by Figleaf23 January 2, 2009
Get the speak into the microphone mug.Coined by Bob Barker in the sixth episode in the eleventh season of The Price is Right, this is what happens when someone's arm gets sore from holding a microphone for too long and has to hold the mic with another hand. Also a sign that the episodes on Pluto TV's The Price is Right: The Barker Era is still on the first loop, and that the episodes are still repeats of a 38-year-old show.
Bob: I always hold the microphone in my right hand. But my right elbow is bothering me... and we've decided that I have microphone elbow, so I'm gonna hold it in my left hand.
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