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Metabitching

Did you hear how Mike wrote that article about how stupid people are that are complaining about how bad TV is? That was one great metabitching article.
by Mike Flynn September 22, 2004
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Megabitch

A bitch so bitchy that can shift any room from happy to mad within seconds.

They can derail your whole day and make you sad/mad for the rest of the week due to one small interaction.
“Gosh Dan, my sister seeks to ruin my day every chance she gets.”

“Sounds like she’s a megabitch, far beyond the encapsulated vessel by which normal bitches reside, and instead has transcended into the bitch Aether.”

“...What?”
by Görm Rat-el June 21, 2020
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MedBitch

{MedBitch} is a definition of a player who plays tf2 medic and is mentally ill addicted to only one player/friend/love one and only pocket them and never heal anyone else because of there 5 IQ and over EGO, don't know how to play the class. usually the {MedBitch} is a whale and will waste there money on Over Pricey Cosmetic to make them look like they are professional at the game but easy to find that there not professional afterwards. easy signs to find out someone is a {MedBitch} is a Female sounding person pockets a soilder, heavy, demo and only see {MedBitch} only healing them in the battlefield not the other teammates around them.
"We Got Ourselves a MedBitch" means that the Team notices a terrible Degenerate medic on their their team and only will heal their fuckboy Teammate.
"Fuck this MedBitch" means your Team and yourself is annoyed and pissed off at the MedBitch and willing to VoteKick the Medbitch off the server, when it works the fuckboy will disconnect the server and comfort the MedBitch.
by Hoovybro2001 June 13, 2023
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megabitch

A female of super-sized, intolerable, and uncalled for bitchiness with an extra side of "Oh no she didn't..."
Talking amongst the chattering crowd...

Girl 1: I totally understand it now Krystyna, thanks!
Girl 2: No problem babe. Happy I cleared that up for y-
Megabitch: (Snaps to Girls) -Uh HELLO?! Excuse me? Do you have a question? Well do you? Oh well, shut your face because nobody cares.
Girl 1: Whoa! Somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning with a stick up their ass!
Girl 2: Yeah, that cunt is a total megabitch.
by LongWay2Go February 17, 2009
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merbitch

A person who uses knowledge of mermaids to shame others.
Heather was such an elitist merbitch at the meetup yesterday.
by UnfaithfullyFaithful February 23, 2018
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meow meow bitch

Meow meow bitch is a term used when in a unsettling mood.
The girl yelled, " Meow meow bitch," while walking away from the cruel mall women.
by Meowmeow33 July 25, 2016
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Mobitch

Girl talking loudly on mobilephone, girls addicted to talking and texting, especially in movie theatres and public transportation
Last night in the theatre, i could not enjoy the movie, some Mobitch was receiving calls and talking constantly.
by tomtucker February 28, 2011
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