Manstitution

The silent set of rules that all men are bound to.
Things said and done that stay within manhood.

Dude, why did you tell Trish I fucked her sister?! You totally breeched the Manstitution.

by Chris November 5, 2003

radio-terra-mestitution

From the latin, "Radia Terra mestitori", Meaning, Literally, "I cover your land with my menstruation" an ancient roman curse.

"Oi, pickfucker! you want some radio-terra-mestitution? yeah?, fuckin' come on then?" (in the voice of a roman legionary, shouting at some less advanced guys who they're gonna kick the shit out of sometime soon. But they're going to bring money and toilets and technology with them, so it's not so bad really.

by Bouncy Bunter October 3, 2003

man constitution or manstitution

rules and amendments for men to say and do certain things such as the right to say "no homo" to contradict any gay statement.

Dude I want to just put my dick in Tom Brady's mouth and stroke "no homo".

Man that's just homo man.

No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.

by boreashell September 19, 2009

Manstitute

An adjective for a man who has multiple sexual partners regardless if he's in a committed relationship or not. This person usually has low self-esteem and is over compensating for their small dick. They have no concern sticking their small dick into any pussy that they can and are fueled by obtaining multiple partners sometimes per day but quite often per week. It is possible the manstitute has a mental defect or disease causing them to act out in this manner. The major difference between a prostitute and a manstitute is that unlike the manstitute the prostitute is at least getting paid, while the manstitute is just showing how much of a low-life he is.

"Homer, did you fuck someone else again...you're a Manstitute"

by Monett August 2, 2013

Momstitute

When You send your mom in her mini van to scalp tickets for a Concert.

"she had to momstitute herself to get tickets for Bury Your Dead."

by Momstitute_kid September 14, 2009

Manstitute

A man-whore, or an extremely manly looking woman.

"Shut up, you stupid manstitute!"

by RAWR I EAT BABIES February 4, 2007

manstitute

a male slut

Dude 1:dude!i banged 3 chicks this week alone.can't believe myself.
Dude 2:oh!! you such a manstitute.

by o boy332 March 26, 2009