MELF

a "Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck"

My hot ass wife is a MELF, she's a Mom Everyone would Like to Fuck !

by Rhyno and Melf July 10, 2009

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MELF

Mom Every (would) Like to Fuck; a mom so hot everyone would like to have coitus with; a mother everyone would like to copulate with.

Man she's not just a MILF, she's a MELF!

by Reverend Frerix May 21, 2014

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Melf

An elf that is also a milf

Santa sat down all his little elves for some quit time, when little Johnny elf starting acting up. Santa then told little Johnny "Bitch, you better sit your ass down before I go fuck ur melf of a mother." Johnny then sat down and started to cry

by Kiirra6669 May 29, 2021

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MELF

A sexual attraction to a mall elf. Similar to a MILF but its a mall elf instead of a mom

That blonde at Santas Workshop in the Commons is such a MELF

by Wordwizz December 25, 2014

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Melf

Shortened version of myself, used as a name or less conformative and egotistical self reference. Can also be used as simplified statement of fantastical racial origin; i.e. Me conjoined with Elf.

"Melf is back."

by Rachael January 08, 2004

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