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Self-Medicate

v. To alleviate one's self of physical or mental pain through alternative forms such as recreational drugs or alcohol
Tom: Your back is pretty bad man, go see a doctor.
Jim: Nah brah, I'll just self-medicate with a 5th of vodka
by Chris24O April 8, 2010
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Medicated

To be high as fuck from smoking marijuana, weed, or/and that loud... etc.
After smoking a few blunts of that good good, I feel well medicated.
by MistahRigoh October 3, 2016
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self medicate

The act of taking illegal drugs or alcohol in attempt to alleviate anxiety, stress, or certain mental disorders (ie. schizophrenia & bipolar).
I'll tell you what, this job has me so stressed out that I am going home to self medicate with some hard booze.
by Almighty_AL April 19, 2005
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medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006
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Megitable

The combination of a vegetable and a megan. Usually associated with Zanitables, Izzitables, and sometimes Elizathitables.
"OMG its a freaking Megitable"
by Megitable December 17, 2009
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Medicament

I have a headache... but I don't know if I should take Advil or Tylenol. What a Medicament!!
by Ksharp31 March 11, 2010
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medical abuse

Medical Abuse is the prescription of chemical medicines incorrectly to a person that in no way needs what is prescribed and given
Forcefully incorrectly prescribing and giving any medicine to a perfectly well person, thus potentially shortening their life - and thus conducting medical abuse.
by Mahatma Sherharahaahaahazde January 15, 2011
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